I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
I’M HALF MERMAID
YOU’RE HALF MERMAID
WE’RE ALL HALF MERMAID AND IF THAT ISN’T ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU NEEDED THAT HUMAN BEINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO TELL YOU
people had sex in the olden days like george washington probably got a blow job and that’s making me really uncomfortable
on one hand i tell myself im not afraid of commitment but on the other hand i get scared to brush my teeth at night because it means there’s no way i can have any more food
gay pride parade
lesbian gluttony parade
bisexual greed parade
trans wrath parade
questioning envy parade
ally sloth parade
asexual lust parade
and what a great investment that was
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.
I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.
Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.
Better get back to salting your meats and keeping a pantry because fridges are a luxury now.
i love how all of tumblr collectively agrees that there are three characters that are pretty much irredeemably evil:
Umbridge, Joffrey, and Hans
like we can sympathize with Loki and heaven knows we love Hannibal
but those three are where we draw the line
The Unholy Trio